Drunk Mulder

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(Source: specialagentwhalesong, via scullywantstobelieve1013)

Scully: *trying to fix Mulder's tie*
Mulder: Oh, let me do it!
Scully: Fine. But just keep reminding Skinner you were drugge-
Mulder: Would you stop with the drugs? Stop that right now...
Skinner: Okay, Mulder & Scully you ca-
Mulder: I WAS DRUGGED.

In a drunken haze, Mulder walks out on his partner, best friend, and potential lover… Agent Jameson. — In a drunken haze, Mulder walks out on his partner, best friend, and potential lover… Agent Jameson.
(Source: xfilesscreencaps)

(Source: flailinginthecorner, via scullywantstobelieve1013)

(Source: allxfiles, via thumbswithhands)

Nearly a third of people with major depression also have an alcohol problem, according to one major study conducted by the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism. In many cases, depression may be the first to occur. Research shows that children who are depressed are more prone to develop alcohol problems once they reach adolescence. Teens who’ve had an episode of major depression are twice as likely as those who aren’t depressed to start drinking alcohol. — Nearly a third of people with major depression also have an alcohol problem, according to one major study conducted by the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism. In many cases, depression may be the first to occur. Research shows that children who are depressed are more prone to develop alcohol problems once they reach adolescence. Teens who’ve had an episode of major depression are twice as likely as those who aren’t depressed to start drinking alcohol.

(Source: barracudablue)

Mulder: “A-ha, I knew it. Shelves upon shelves of glass bottles filled with mysterious liquid…”
Scully: “Mulder, this isn’t an underground alien fetal incubation chamber, this is a wine cellar.” — Mulder: “A-ha, I knew it. Shelves upon shelves of glass bottles filled with mysterious liquid…”

Scully: “Mulder, this isn’t an underground alien fetal incubation chamber, this is a wine cellar.”
(Source: heavyinthefuture)

As Mulder’s absentee alcoholism became more and more impossible to deal with, Scully had a hard time admitting to herself that she might not be his partner one day. — As Mulder’s absentee alcoholism became more and more impossible to deal with, Scully had a hard time admitting to herself that she might not be his partner one day.
(Source: myx-life)

Mulder’s dependency started to get noticeably worse, as did the laziness of his cocktail-making. — Mulder’s dependency started to get noticeably worse, as did the laziness of his cocktail-making.
(Source: pickletown)

Scully: “Mulder, what is this place? The site of a spaceship landing?”
Mulder: “No, I was doing donuts out here the other night, and I think my cellular flew out the window. Can you call it?”

(Source: scullywantstobelieve1013)

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. — What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
(Source: mad-inconsistency)

Scully knew that if she just kept licking, she’d soon be buzzing off of Mulder’s 80-proof sweat. — Scully knew that if she just kept licking, she’d soon be buzzing off of Mulder’s 80-proof sweat.
(Source: devonkay)